Short, sharp snapshots of modern absurdity, like overheard FaceTimes and crimes against etiquette.
What’s the plan when everyone’s out of work and nobody can afford anything? I asked a chatbot. Not for answers, for rehearsal. If I can joke about tent placement and imagine the smells of collapse, maybe I’ll recognise it when it arrives. I won’t. But the illusion helps.
There’s a tacit rule that governs civilised pedestrian life: keep right, pass left. It’s not complicated. It’s not controversial. It’s literally the same logic we apply to cars. So you’d…
Every November, we pretend to ‘save daylight’ while slowly losing the will to function. A short dispatch from the annual collapse of the human circadian rhythm.
If you can’t return a shopping cart, you’re not ready for the social contract.